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Happy Birthday You Fucking Fossil Card — $6
I Am Sorry I Called You Old Birthday Card — $6
You're My Person Card — $6
You Are the Fucking Best Card — $6
Fucked Without You Card — $6
Read Menu With Phone Flashlight Card — $6
I Smell Old People Birthday Card — $6
For Fuck's Sake Card — $6
The Dude Birthday Card — $5
Crazy Train on the TracksCard — $6
Shit Circus Card — $6
Living Proof Birthday Card — $5
Happy Ducking Birthday Card — $6
So Cute I Puke Card — $5
Cheer Up Fucker Card — $6
Old And Wise Card — $5
Same Penis Forever! Card — $6
Too Old For Tiktok Card — $6
Ride or Die Thank You Card — $5
B-Day Asshole Cross Stitch Card — $5
I Never Give Cards Card — $5
Damn Good Friend Card — $6
Happy Fucking Birthday Card — $5
Shit Just Got Real Card — $5
75% Sure Anniversary Card — $5
Could Not Have Tolerated Me Anniversary Card — $6
One Minute You Are Young + Fun Birthday Card — $6
Always An Adventure With You Card — $6
Get Well Shits Card — $5
Welcome to the Shitshow Journal — $22
The Card Is The Gift Card — $6
One Minute You're Young And Fun Card — $6
Even Bitches Say Thank You Card — $6
Less Fuckin Attitude Card — $6
Congratu-fucking-lations Card — $5
Age Before Beauty Birthday Card — $5
Congrats On Your Breakup Card — $5
Lost In The Shuffle Birthday Card — $5
Halle-Fuckin'-Llujah Letterpress Card — $6
You Complete Me Card — $5
Let Me Know How Old We're Telling People You Are Birthday Card — $6
At Least You Didn't Die Card — $6
Birthday Fire Hazard — $6
Survived Another 365 Days of Captivity Card — $6
I'm So Fucking Sorry Card — $5
There Is No Money In There Card — $6
I Fucking Love You Card — $6
Cannot Thank You Enough Card — $6