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You Are the Fucking Best Card — $6
Happy Birthday You Fucking Fossil Card — $6
I Am Sorry I Called You Old Birthday Card — $6
For Fuck's Sake Card — $6
I Smell Old People Birthday Card — $6
Read Menu With Phone Flashlight Card — $6
Fucked Without You Card — $6
Same Penis Forever! Card — $6
B-Day Asshole Cross Stitch Card — $5
Shit Circus Card — $6
The Dude Birthday Card — $5
Crazy Train on the TracksCard — $6
Ride or Die Thank You Card — $5
Even Bitches Say Thank You Card — $6
So Pretty Card — $6
Happy Ducking Birthday Card — $6
Living Proof Birthday Card — $5
You Are a Badass Card — $6
Always An Adventure With You Card — $6
Cheer Up Fucker Card — $6
Happy Fucking Birthday Card — $5
Always Older Birthday Card — $5
75% Sure Anniversary Card — $5
Congrats On Your Breakup Card — $5
Too Old For Tiktok Card — $6
Old And Wise Card — $5
Shit Just Got Real Card — $5
Congratu-fucking-lations Card — $5
This Was Literally The First Card I Saw Card — $6
So Cute I Puke Card — $5
One Minute You're Young And Fun Card — $6
I Never Give Cards Card — $5
Get Well Shits Card — $5
One Year Closer To Death Birthday Card — $6
The Card Is The Gift Card — $6
Grow Old & Botox Birthday Card — $6
Welcome to the Shitshow Journal — $22
Age Before Beauty Birthday Card — $5
Damn Good Friend Card — $6
Birthday Fire Hazard — $6
Could Not Have Tolerated Me Anniversary Card — $6
At Least You Didn't Die Card — $6
Next Year You Will Be Even Older Birthday Card — $6
Halle-Fuckin'-Llujah Letterpress Card — $6
Cannot Thank You Enough Card — $6
Survived Another 365 Days of Captivity Card — $6
Let Me Know How Old We're Telling People You Are Birthday Card — $6
There Is No Money In There Card — $6