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You Are the Fucking Best Card — $6
Happy Birthday You Fucking Fossil Card — $6
For Fuck's Sake Card — $6
Shit Circus Card — $6
I Smell Old People Birthday Card — $6
Happy Ducking Birthday Card — $6
B-Day Asshole Cross Stitch Card — $5
Less Fuckin Attitude Card — $6
Ride or Die Thank You Card — $5
Old And Wise Card — $5
Crazy Train on the TracksCard — $6
So Cute I Puke Card — $5
Always An Adventure With You Card — $6
Congratu-fucking-lations Card — $5
You Complete Me Card — $5
Age Before Beauty Birthday Card — $5
I Never Give Cards Card — $5
Shit Just Got Real Card — $5
Someone's Getting Laid Tonight Card — $5
Cannot Thank You Enough Card — $6
Cheer Up Fucker Card — $6
Simple Get Well Card — $5
Congrats On Your Breakup Card — $5
Get Well Shits Card — $5