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Fuckity Fuck Fuck Apron

Fuckity Fuck Fuck Apron

$30.00
If you were looking to hide in the kitchen, this is not the apron for you!
  • UNISEX – perfect for any sex, its pretty much guaranteed to be sexy on anyone!
  • Criss Cross Back
  • Large Pocket for Convenient Storage
  • Large Loop to Secure Your Hang Tight Towel®   (hmmm, I see an ulterior motive here)
  • 100% Heavy Cotton Twill 
  • Measures 36" L x 26" W -- with adjustable twill straps approx. 60” long (so tie in back or front)